笨孩子

晚上出去吃饭，等菜的工夫我就问老大了，

- 一个树上有5只鸟，妈妈用枪打下一只来，树上还有几只鸟？
- Four. (想了一会儿). There is no bird on the tree. But there are four birds on the ground.
(基本上这个时候我和老公都半傻了。 再问，）

- 你有5个苹果。然后你吃了两个。现在还有几个苹果？
- Three.

- (我哈哈哈哈哈。。。。）No, there are still five apples. Two in your tummy and three outside of your tummy.

然后祖宗就哭了。