逗我乐呢

小老二洗澡的时候跟我说了，

"Mommy, I have one 屁（恩，我们家的叫“屁屁”就是简化的一个字“屁”，读“bi"四声）. Daddy has one 屁. 姐姐 has one 屁. Mommy has one 屁. 。。。。。。。"

全家四口都说到了，该说同学们了。老二眼睛鼻子都挤到一起了，

"Sophie has TWO 屁. Michael has TWO 屁. Vicky has TWO 屁........."

我差点从凳子上摔下来之前，老二说了，

"I am just kidding. hahahah..."