一个goggle引起的故事

今天老公突发奇想整理basement。老二惊喜地找到goggle一个，于是歪点子就来了。先是带着个goggle满屋子转，看啥都是蓝色的，小祖宗哈哈大笑。然后要求我给她放一浴缸的水，人家要带着goggle游泳。
我说NO，不行，哪儿有大冬天玩水的？
K胖子：say yes please~~~~
我：NO
K胖子：say yes please, pretty please, with a cherry on the top?
我：NO
来回几次，胖子不耐烦了，一掐腰，一噘嘴，一皱眉头，just do it, I'll give you money!

5分钟以后，胖子巡视浴缸，一看没水，崩溃，“you said you'll do it, you didn't." 我说了，“我没说给你放水啊，是你自己想的。” 胖子继续崩溃，“you should say yes to my question, because that's the only way to make me happy~~~~~~~"。接着表演一掐腰，一噘嘴，一皱眉头，俩手搓眼装哭.

给胖子洗澡，胖子问，
where is 姐姐?
我：在做她的school project.
胖子：where is Daddy? Washing dishes?
我：yeah~~~~
胖子：so you are the only one doing nothing?
我：妈妈这不是给你洗澡吗? 正在给你洗澡啊。
胖子：oh, I see, you are doing nothing, because I am so busy washing myself～～～～～～
于是我崩溃！